1. Houston Texans Quarterbacks Appreciation Post!

    Matt Schaub, fresh off of a season-ending injury, and T.J. Yates hit the field for off-season OTAs!

    It’s great to see Schaub out there and working out! I speak for EVERY Texans fan when I say we were all VERY scared when he was injured…and then Leinart was injured the next game…

    Luckily, rookie T.J. Yates took off like a bull in a china shop! Without him, we’d have never made the playoffs and gained an undefeated post-season at-home record xD 

    Too bad he’ll never really be ‘Timothy’ anymore xD I think ‘T.J.’ has pretty much stuck with Houston by now! It has a ring to it.

     
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    According to my mom, I was an ‘angst-ridden’ child xD
Fortunately, I seem to have gotten out all of my life’s allotment of anger because I’m just a docile house cat now.

    According to my mom, I was an ‘angst-ridden’ child xD

    Fortunately, I seem to have gotten out all of my life’s allotment of anger because I’m just a docile house cat now.

     
  3. I hope that, in the same way we study and learn from the ancients, two-thousand years from now, some students will be learning about the ’21st Century’ and, at some point, one of the kids will raise their hand and ask, “How could civilization have come so far from medieval times to then and yet they’re still trying to tell people who they can or can’t fall in love with?” 

     
  4. I hate when movies are titled ‘The Rise of-‘. Because then you imply that the rising force will, obviously, win, if only for a time. Instead, they ‘rise’ for about an hour and then lose; ‘rise’ should only be used for long term series’.

    Yeah, Cobra Commander definitely arose…until he was put in space jail >.>

    “The Revenge of the Sith” did a SPECTACULAR job with this! If they had called it “The Rise of the Sith” it would have been a perfect example!

     
  5. I can’t stand when people say “Take that back!”. Well you can’t; you just said it! xD

     
  6. So I was checking-out at the grocery store and I was behind this guy who was finishing his items up. The cashier started ringing him up and he starts pulling out his wallet.

    Now, at this moment I notice that He has a shopping list. A list. With fancy penmanship and everything! He then takes out a checkbook and proceeds to write out a check before bagging up his groceries…and tying them up.

    The mannerisms…of a married man xD I guarantee that is the case :p

     
  7. ‘Cool-to-the-touch’ tissues.

    It’s amazing how innovative and miraculous such a thing is! My nose isn’t sore anymore! Well, the outside anyway. You’d be amazed how abrasive normal tissues are.

     
  8. When did paint sample paper from the Home Depot become such a well-used writing material?? O.o 

     
  9. Cicero: Classical Badass of Wit

    During one of Cicero’s earliest trials, he was pitted against a highly corrupted Senate that was attempting to cover-up a man named Verres’ extortion of, about, thirty million sesterces.

    Many times, his wit and ability to be out-right brutal shined through the trial; one of the most memorable coming out after Verres made a statement about Cicero’s lack of constitution, as he would get sick often:

    “At another point in the proceedings, when Verres attacked Cicero for not having the most virile or healthy of constitutions, he replied, “Virility is something you would do better to discuss with your boys as home.” (One of Verres’s sons was supposed to be promiscuously homosexual)”

    -from ‘Cicero’ by Anthony Everitt

    At another time during the trial, a Jewish slave was pushing Cicero to allow him to testify ahead of the main Sicilian character witnesses. Cicero scirnfully replied, “What can a Jew have to do with a pig?!” (‘Verres’ meaning ‘castrated boar’ in Latin)

     
  10. insectsation replied to your photo: At least I now know my mother’s reading material…

    “Three twenty-something women, one hot rich guy, two mega movie stars, and a devastating murder: Poor Little Bitch Girl has it all.” via Amazon. ooomg lolol

    According to my mother, this book is ‘gritty’. You know, people die and there are divorces and revenge; it isn’t just bore-snore type stuff. So if you’re into that kind of stuff, be my guest xD

     
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    I’m such a child if my order number being ‘69’ is still a momentous occasion xD
When I get married, getting order number ‘69’ will basically mean my wife and I will be doing it in the bathroom in two minutes :p

    I’m such a child if my order number being ‘69’ is still a momentous occasion xD

    When I get married, getting order number ‘69’ will basically mean my wife and I will be doing it in the bathroom in two minutes :p