My grandpa walks everywhere around the house in his underwear. Then he puts a blanket on him when he sits down because it’s cold.
Not only would clothes keep him warm, but it’s Texas. Who the hell gets cold here?? xD
Thank goodness I live in America where we aren’t raised to fully respect our elder family members! Had I been a Chinese boy, I’d be dressing my grandfather and chauffeuring him around amidst constant criticism of my driving.
I’d also own a house for $5,000 and be very short.
Since about 1993, the crime rate in the United States has been dropping rather drastically; going from nearly 6,000 crimes per each 100,000 people, to nearly 3,000 crimes per 100,000 people.
Interestingly enough, American’s FEAR OF CRIME has risen since 2002, with 43% of Americans thinking there is more crime than the previous year, to the 73% of Americans in 2010 thinking crime is worse than the year prior.
Stick that in your pipe in smoke it.
I mentioned something about the United States Postal Service being socialist (which is only half true; it’s partly a private business) and Shawn went off on some tangent and said something about moving to Texas.
…because that’s TOTALLY where all the socialists in this country hang out xD
What’s funny is that the same groups of people who stripped away the rights of homosexual marriage in both Hawaii and California…are the same people who are complaining about having their rights to own weaponry being stripped away from them.
See, that’s called irony.
A great conversation with Yao, my new Chinese friend!
The United States has always been puritanical and ‘scared’ of sex being apart of the social norm, much to the amusement if our European counterparts, but I can’t help but feel that, if you’re on a nude beach, you really don’t care about anyone else’s opinion. You’re just two naked people kickin’ it.
I’m still confused as to why breast feeding is still considered shameful in this country. It isn’t as if we just started doing it; humans have been doing it for thousands of years.
Then again, a guy masturbating is funny, while a girl masturbating is dirty and wrong.
I’m not sure what I’m trying to say; I’m just spouting off sexual sociology! We make movies about torture in this country, not two people sharing in love and/or lust.
“To deny our basic impulses is to deny the very thing that makes us human.” -Mouse from The Matrix
I am starting a two-week long job today (in exchange for a ‘permanent’ one) that will last until the end of January (there’s a four or five day break in between the two weeks.
I will be working for twelve to fourteen hours a day, whenever the foreman tells me I can go- there’s no set time. That being said, I also need sleep, which leaves me with about, maybe, three or so hours of recreation a day.
Please keep this in mind if you are trying to get in contact with me for whatever reason. I will be sure to attempt to get back in touch with you, but I cannot make any such guarantees.
The second week takes place near Fresno, which is a two hour drive, which makes sixteen hours I’ll be away. At that point, I’ll have no recreational time (I would never fall asleep during a carpool full of strangers) and I can only hope this month moves by as fast as possible, when you’re holding a sign and standing there for twelve hours with no entertainment.
So if you need to get in contact with me at all this month, please be aware that I will either be working or sleeping. George W. Bush calls this being ‘American’, but I just call it ‘living in hell’, which is probably the same thing.
Trying to come up with a witty post about how silly the whole ‘gun control’ debate is, while keeping it tasteful, given the situation.
It can’t be done. Americans were too stupid to create a never-changing Constitution. Thomas Jefferson warned them, but they didn’t listen.
Now that Americans are practically bred to become psychotic, depressed lunatics with access to guns, you can understand why I say this.
Oh, mission accomplished!
Oh, and don’t let your fourth grade teachers here in America fool you- terrorists aren’t attacking America because “they don’t like that we have freedom”. For one, most countries are ‘free’, yet they aren’t hassled. Two, the leaders of those terrorist organizations ARE free and have power…so they obviously don’t care about our freedom.
No, they despise Western involvement in Middle Eastern affairs because that is their land, as it has been since the Ottomans defeated the Byzantines and took Constantinople in 1453. Then, after the Ottoman Empire fell after the First World War, the Western powers stole their land to create Israel and forced a densely Islamic population to live alongside Jews.
And, apparently, the United States, England and Russia thought that would work out swimmingly! Maybe Hitler had something going toward the future afterall; we gave the Jews Israel so they would have a ‘nice’ and ‘safe’ homeland. That hasn’t worked out for more than five years since 1948!
So maybe America is in a Catch-22 now. We kind of have to support Israel, otherwise we’re just a stupid country that goes into countries and changes their infrastructure to make it pro-western but fail miserably and simply leave it in shambles.
Wait, did we fix Iraq yet? xD
Shawn is watching one of those Iraq military movies. I’m glad I live in a country where military personnel aren’t knocking the door down and invading the house.
America really is a great country, but only if you live here. If you live anywhere else, your human rights mean very little xD
Then again, almost half of this country voted for Romney, so human rights probably mean very little IN the U.S. now!
It’s a good thing Romney’s name is ‘Mitt’.
That way we can say he’s the ‘Oven Mitt’ because of all the vaginas he wants to get his hands into.
