Aerosmitten

You know, if Mitt Romney is afraid of gay people, why don’t a bunch of gay men have a sit-in during one of his speeches and begin making out right as he begins?

So, Rick Santorum is against anything having to do with homosexuality. Okay, so he’s not trying to win the liberal vote anyway.

So, Rick Santorum is against female contraceptives being subsidized by the insurance companies that pay him millions of dollars. Okay, so Republicans think women will be staying in the laundry room on election day.

So, Rick Santorum wants to make pornography illegal…

What the?! Isn’t he trying to WIN some votes?? He’s lost women and gay people; which vote is he counting on?? Old men who can’t get it up anymore? Oh wait, he’s fine with subsidizing MALE sexual…enhancement…

Wait, well then he lost the ‘old men who can’t get it up’ vote…

See, I know that most of what Presidents claim they will do, they can’t. But seeing that the Republicans seem hell-bent on electing men whose sole intentions seem to be war and killing gays and making women into Bella Swans, I’d much rather have the lesser of three evils. At least we know President Obama won’t do anything xD Incompetence beats evil every time.

Oh god, how long have Europeans been laughing at us?

There is a lot of importance to the State of the Union address. It’s a key event that discloses all of our president’s plans, expectations and hopes for the future or, in this case, reelection. Of course, there will always be a lot of ‘political talk’ which is almost like a new language to those of us with functioning brains. So when it comes right down to it, this is what the president will actually be saying, nearly ver batum:

“I know I’ve done a terrible job these past few years, even though at first I had absolutely NO resistance from the House of Representative, but you should still reelect me! I deserve it, don’t I? I know nothing will change no matter who you elect for president, so why not just allow me the privilege to live in the White House four more years?”

Of course, no matter whom we elect, nothing will change. Then again, if politicians were able to do anything they wanted, we’d all be enslaved by some massive political/corporate entity. So I’m glad they can never fulfill their agendas.