Hello, I'm Colin; a writer of novels, a connoisseur of cheeses, a thinker of life and most importantly, a reader of the classics. A diehard romantic who also happens to be hopeless. I write novels, quips and other things; other than that I have no real purpose in life.
Hey, if Josephus said so… xD
(Not the correct use of ‘string theory’ but what the hell, it’s my blog)
A lot of what is happening today can be directly correlated to the events and lifestyles of some of the ancient American civilizations, namely the Aztecs and the Maya. I will theorize how the ruling force or beings of the universe are, in fact, homosexual and how that has affected the current trend of civilization, namely, the upcoming election of either Obama or Romney.
So, Rick Santorum is against anything having to do with homosexuality. Okay, so he’s not trying to win the liberal vote anyway.
So, Rick Santorum is against female contraceptives being subsidized by the insurance companies that pay him millions of dollars. Okay, so Republicans think women will be staying in the laundry room on election day.
So, Rick Santorum wants to make pornography illegal…
What the?! Isn’t he trying to WIN some votes?? He’s lost women and gay people; which vote is he counting on?? Old men who can’t get it up anymore? Oh wait, he’s fine with subsidizing MALE sexual…enhancement…
Wait, well then he lost the ‘old men who can’t get it up’ vote…
See, I know that most of what Presidents claim they will do, they can’t. But seeing that the Republicans seem hell-bent on electing men whose sole intentions seem to be war and killing gays and making women into Bella Swans, I’d much rather have the lesser of three evils. At least we know President Obama won’t do anything xD Incompetence beats evil every time.
Oh god, how long have Europeans been laughing at us?
