1. While most countries will be utilizing their teams of dignified reporters and sports journalists to cover and host the Olympics, the United States is employing the skills of Ryan Seacrest.

    Wait, what?!

     
  2. I have no problem with the world’s accents dying out as international travel beckons forth; I just have a problem of whether or not it’s MY accent they’re all conforming to xD

     
  3. If I need a reason to hate Obama, it now costs $50 to ship a package international now as opposed to $16. Granted, socialism is still better than UPS who wants $200 to ship international xD