Aerosmitten

Dear Obama,

Knowing you’re watching only makes it hotter…

Romney may have ‘won’ the debate, but they forgot to take into account that no one watches those debates…

That moment when people think their vote matters in an Electoral College system.

Well, I guess in swing states it does. Luckily, I live in California, which has voted democrat for the past hundred years or so, maybe once going the other way. So I don’t even have to vote!

It’s a good thing I like Obama, because ‘I’m’ technically having to vote for him xD

*after a FaceBook discussion on Obamacare- that had gone on for, about six posts*

Stepmonster: “Have you even read Obamacare?”

Me: “Nope. But neither did the people at FOX News when it first was ruled ‘unconstitutional’ for, about, five minutes.”

(Not the correct use of ‘string theory’ but what the hell, it’s my blog)

A lot of what is happening today can be directly correlated to the events and lifestyles of some of the ancient American civilizations, namely the Aztecs and the Maya. I will theorize how the ruling force or beings of the universe are, in fact, homosexual and how that has affected the current trend of civilization, namely, the upcoming election of either Obama or Romney.

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U.S. News: “Violence in Libya today at the U.S. Embassy.”

*five minutes later*

Romney: “I really can’t stand the inaction made by the Obama Administration! They need to be doing something!”

Rombama

-to ship the two major political candidates in the 2012 United States presidential race.

-“I was shipping two things that would frighten me. Rombama porn…”

Of course Romney is going to cut rich people’s taxes xD Why would you charge your rich, white, male constituents when you have 99% of the population to tax? You wouldn’t!

That’s why the Republicans are pissed about Obamacare. If it was REALLY taxing the ‘middle class’, they wouldn’t give a crap about it. They want it repealed because THEY are the ones who get taxed.

It isn’t the rich people’s responsibility to take care of the poor and the sick, it’s the governments. But when most Republicans are religious, specifically Christian, it’s nice to see all of those “blessed are the selfish, blessed are those who allow others to live without food…”.

Oh, my bad. They only like giving ten dollars a month when they have the collection at Church. I guess they aren’t selfish, giving, what, .000000000000000000000000002% of their pay? …for that month?

If I need a reason to hate Obama, it now costs $50 to ship a package international now as opposed to $16. Granted, socialism is still better than UPS who wants $200 to ship international xD

So, Rick Santorum is against anything having to do with homosexuality. Okay, so he’s not trying to win the liberal vote anyway.

So, Rick Santorum is against female contraceptives being subsidized by the insurance companies that pay him millions of dollars. Okay, so Republicans think women will be staying in the laundry room on election day.

So, Rick Santorum wants to make pornography illegal…

What the?! Isn’t he trying to WIN some votes?? He’s lost women and gay people; which vote is he counting on?? Old men who can’t get it up anymore? Oh wait, he’s fine with subsidizing MALE sexual…enhancement…

Wait, well then he lost the ‘old men who can’t get it up’ vote…

See, I know that most of what Presidents claim they will do, they can’t. But seeing that the Republicans seem hell-bent on electing men whose sole intentions seem to be war and killing gays and making women into Bella Swans, I’d much rather have the lesser of three evils. At least we know President Obama won’t do anything xD Incompetence beats evil every time.

Oh god, how long have Europeans been laughing at us?

You know, one of the biggest reasons the Roman Empire fell was the lack of resources coupled with major over expansion. I feel like someone living in Rome hearing about Scythia with all this Afghanistan stuff popping back up. “Didn’t we conquer them already? Another revolt? Ugh” except now, Obama can’t go all Trajan because Bush did that exact thing and the American public are tired of it xD