When I’m in a bad mood, lesbian porn always helps.
I’m not sure why.
My stepfather, Shawn, has really bad tinnitus in his ear because of his tumor so he usually falls asleep on the couch watching television because the television noise kind of drowns out the ringing in his ear.
So my mom went into her room with Sophie and she told me to go in there and turn it on Showtime (neverending movies) after his Netflix movie was over (ending movies). So his drug cartel movie went off and I went in there to change it, and as I grabbed the remote I noticed Shawn was awake.
I told him mom told me to switch it back, and as I’m explaining, I’m going through all the inputs and on Showtime…it’s two half-nude women on a bed making out and one of them has a bra off.
So I start laughing and being all “Well HERE YOU GO, Shawn!” and I left it on, handing the remote back to him and returning to my room…and the porno music hasn’t gone off yet and it’s been ten minutes xD
It’s very easy on Tumblr to know when people are horny xD
“Okay, well here’s another reblogged woman sucking on this girl’s stomach…”
During the month of October, as it is Breast Cancer Awareness month, PornHub will donate $.01 to Breast Cancer Research for every video watched that is under any ‘breast’ genre.
Well, time for me to go donate about ten dollars!
If I ever were to star in a porno, they’d need to film in IMAX.
50 Shades of Gray Movie?
What’s the tagline? Cumming Soon?
Term of the Day
Rombama
-to ship the two major political candidates in the 2012 United States presidential race.
-“I was shipping two things that would frighten me. Rombama porn…”
Why is Japan better than America with visual artistry?
Not only did they turn pornography into an art-form…
They turned it into an art-form that can make you cry xD
That awkward moment when ‘The Avengers XXX: A Movie Parody’ stays more aesthetically true to the comic book series than a multi-billion dollar Hollywood company…
So, Rick Santorum is against anything having to do with homosexuality. Okay, so he’s not trying to win the liberal vote anyway.
So, Rick Santorum is against female contraceptives being subsidized by the insurance companies that pay him millions of dollars. Okay, so Republicans think women will be staying in the laundry room on election day.
So, Rick Santorum wants to make pornography illegal…
What the?! Isn’t he trying to WIN some votes?? He’s lost women and gay people; which vote is he counting on?? Old men who can’t get it up anymore? Oh wait, he’s fine with subsidizing MALE sexual…enhancement…
Wait, well then he lost the ‘old men who can’t get it up’ vote…
See, I know that most of what Presidents claim they will do, they can’t. But seeing that the Republicans seem hell-bent on electing men whose sole intentions seem to be war and killing gays and making women into Bella Swans, I’d much rather have the lesser of three evils. At least we know President Obama won’t do anything xD Incompetence beats evil every time.
Oh god, how long have Europeans been laughing at us?
