Aerosmitten

Why does it seem as though we’re becoming more and more bound by society to include every single race, gender, culture, etc. into absolutely everything? xD

Seinfeld would have never happened these days. Four white people and a slew of white boyfriends and girlfriends? DEAR GOD O.o

Remember back when people could say something about people, topics or situations and there was NOT a group of people that would say you were ‘wrong’ and not being cohesive to a bland world order where thought is dumbed down in order to avoid offending any one person on Earth?

I was at the grocery store checkout and I was thinking about something odd: how come every ‘women’s’ magazine is only chock-full of weight-loss stuff and nothing else?

Why aren’t they about ‘the world’s sexiest men’ or those two women volleyball players who are going for their third consecutive gold medal or that sixteen-year-old Olympian or Sally Ride’s legacy?

Men’s magazines are about sexy women, cars, hunting and other crap like that xD Nothing that makes a man feel inadequate. So why are women’s magazines only about hating yourself?

I swear to god, women need to start conforming to what men think is sexy, instead of OTHER women think is sexy. They would be a lot happier being at a healthy weight, and grinning when their man think it’s sexy when they down a whole Porterhouse steak.

I know it’s a part of the Amish belief that their children, upon coming of age, are able to decide whether to remain within the Amish faith or go off and do their own thing, but that isn’t really fair.

If I was dropped into the world and had to take it all in all at once, it would be a tragic, horrifying place xD

If I went from a stable life to ‘America’, well hell, I’m sticking with the Amish! …which is probably why it’s a highly sustaining population.

Pigs, apparently, are the fourth smartest animals on Earth. I’m not sure what the criteria was, whether it was cognitive skills, language or social skills, but I’m not getting that from a reputable source (Kenny Hotz) xD

Pigs can be taught to use their snouts as cursors and they are able to select scribbles that are unfamiliar to them. I personally don’t understand how this would make them that high on the list…

Dolphins HAVE to be second to humans! They have languages. NAMES! Dolphins have names! To me, language is the most remarkable thing about humans; the fact that we were able to sit in a cave and form these complex sounds and teach them to others and begin forming these long languages and developing the written word even!

Elephants are able to distinguish themselves in mirrors, something that only three or four species can do. I don’t think dogs are included… My dog just stared at herself in the mirror highly confused by what she was seeing.

On that note, dogs are remarkable creatures as well! Dogs are the ONLY animal that can pick up on the subtle facial cues of humans! No wonder they’re man’s best friend!

And to clarify, because I don’t want ‘sexist hate mail’, I say ‘man’s’ as in ‘mankind’, which includes females. Not that I’m insinuating that dogs are better friends to women than diamonds :p

I think ‘feminists’ are women who don’t know more history then the hour a day they received in high school… Because, once you actually learn history, you realize just how many women impacted the world despite the fact that society or religion hindered them so much.

I just read about the woman Fulvia in ancient Rome who warned Terentia, Cicero’s wife, that he was going to be assasinated, saving his life. If Cicero dies, there is no Western civilization; there is no democracy. 

I think what feminists miss when they start studying child development and girls growing up in a ‘male dominated society that forces them into gender roles’ is natural instinct. If women weren’t ‘programmed’ to love and adore taking care of their children, we would have died out long ago!

I mean, you think men could have taken care of children for that many generations?! xD The Romans knew that!

I’ve learn that the ONLY way for humanity to have any chance of living in peace is for everyone to shut off their minds to any of their opinions and conform to a set social standard that is deemed ‘acceptable’. Maybe the Nazis got it right after all O.o

So! From now until April 3rd, my blog will be an opinion-free zone. I will voice none of my opinions, dearly-held beliefs, nothing that would offend any other person. So, for a month anyway, anything PUBLIC on my blog will be fact, so you can follow me again those of you who thought I should be having sex every night or doing drugs or spending my hard-earned money on sexual aids (there’s a double entendre there :p). You will find no such opinion from now on :D